Mrs. Cranston, her husband used to check her and her whims at the door of decorum and good taste, has taken to dying her poodles for various holidays. She has five dogs. Her husband has passed.
She dyed them rainbow when the Gay Pride parade was in session. She proudly marched.
Christmas and they are red and green. Halloween she goes orange and black, with various masks. For Veteran’s Day, they have little uniforms.
At Thanksgiving, she has little outfits of colonists and Wampanoag.
For Chinese New Year she dies them red with yellow stars like the flag, and they carry sparklers.
The dogs are humble, and they don’t mind using the bathroom behind bushes to keep up the illusion.